Funny Jokes SMS

Logic-
Teacher to student:A=B,B=C, So C=A
Now tell me an example just like that
student:I Love you, you love your daughter then I Love your daughter…….

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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not!

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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
&
without ugliness there can be no beauty…
so the world needs YOU after all!

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Husband: How long can a man live without brains?
Wife: I don’t know. How old are you?

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You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking

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Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son: ‘But mom, I was sitting in daddy’s lap.’

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From death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month
after I die I want you to marry Sam.”

“Sam! But he is your enemy !” “Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all
these years so let him suffer now.”

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Sardar ji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardar ji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardar ji : What problem?

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A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

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