Funny Jokes SMS

Patient: doctor aisi medicine dija k marnay k baad phr se zinda ho jaon

Doctor: Is me mein apki HELP nhe kar skta, U plz Contact

(STAR PLUS) ;

3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.
Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

” Thaaaaaaa ”

Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu laggi a?

Usne kaha: Nai.

Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu laggi a?

Wo B Bola: Nai.

Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e lagi hai

1 Student Exam…
k hall me betha copy pe apna panja bana raha tha
duty pe mojood teacher ne kaha paper me to hand ki daigram ka question nahi hai.

Student: me paper banane wale pe

lanat bhej raha hun .

PAPPU exam me 1 bachey ka copy kr rha tha Examinr ne usy kahin or bitha dea us ne jawab k end me likha jawab ka baqea hissa roll#226 k papr pr mulahiZa frmaen.

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung  sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;

Misuse of English!!!!

A Diagram in A Book Was not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard

said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure, Look At My Figure”:

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . .

In a practical Exam…
Examiner showed legs of bird n said: Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U are failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Difference between Friend and Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“You r my Best Wife?”