Ladies hostel caught Fire
Ladies hostel caught Fire,
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
and another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
Posts Tagged ‘Funny sms’
Was my fault…
Last night waz my fault,
my wife asked,,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that,
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription…..
Man : How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me…..
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born…
When u feel sad….
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go 2 hell !!
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G…
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon??
Before and after marriage
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes…….
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top!!!
yesPillow is like a true love
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when your happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow………
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How??
Student : Ladies first…
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife,
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week…
