Funny Jokes SMS

Bandar ki beti boli : Papa mujhe b shadi krni he. Bandar bola beti sabr kro, Dulha abi sms parh raha ha, Agr muskaraya to rishta pakka!!!

“Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita”
Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane k liye
Jab Khush hota hon to Lutf Dobala krny k Liye
Jab Akela Hota hon to Tanhai Dor Karne k liye
Jab Dosto k Sath hota hoon to Un ka Sath dene k liye
Jab Bhoka Hota hoon to Bhok Mitane k liye or Jab Khana Kha Leta hoon to Khana Hazam Karne k lye
Jb Farigh hota hn to Time Pas k liye
Warna Me itna Pagal nahi k Cigeratte Jesi Chez ko Haath Lagaon¤…

1 2 DostYear 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nahi, Mery Khial main Saal main 1 Bar
1990A=Yar ye Light kiun Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, Maray Khial Main Transfrmr Badalty hain
2009A=Yar ye Light kub Aati hai
B=Jub Hamary Elaky ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaky ki Ayegi
2014A=Yar ye Light ay gi Aaj?
B=Nahi Aaj Multan mai hai, Lahore ki Bari Kal hai
2020A=Suna hai Purane Waqton mai Light hua Krti thi..
B=So Ja Light Wite Kuch nahi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm he!

Kadi te Match Jitwa way Yusuf
Aawy Sukh da Sa way Yusuf
Har har k Akk gay aan hun
T.V agey Bay bay Thak gay aan hun
Tey Teendyan wangu Pk gay aan hun
Te Par v Nako nak gay aan hun
Hun Seeny Thand pa way Yusuf
Kadi te Match jitwa way Yusuf
Ki ki Rang dikha dety neSary Match Hra dety nePichly Record Tura dety neHer Team ne Nakon Chaney Chbwa dety ne
Tars hun Kha way YusufKadi te Match Jitwa way Yusuf…

Hockey aur Cricket m kya Farak hai ?
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Soochoo !
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Nahi Pata?
Hockey m Pakistan 1 Ghanta Zalil H0ta hai
Aur
Cricket m Poora Din…

TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge