Funny Jokes SMS

U r a nice person…
but….U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live…….

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””

ha koi muqabla karne wala..

Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam…

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
& many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho..

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times…
I promise
I will attend ur wedding…

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth..

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai??