Ek boy Girl Friend se milne aya. Wo chai bnane chale gye…..
Gf ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr
Boy ne socha k mera num kis
nam per save kia ho ga????
Dear, sweet,ya
jani. Jub us ne mis call di to screen pe aa rha tha k
“kutta no # 5# calling…….
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.
Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: “I want these two idiots back at office after lunch.”
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st
Arzzz kiyaaa hey…..
Aaj kal ap kay SMS aanaa band hein
wa wa wah wa…………
Aaj kal ap kay SMS aanaa band hein
khafaaa hoo humsay ya balance kum hei?
hah hah hah hah……….
kushboo bina phool bekar,,,,
chand bina aasma bekar,,,,,
tera dosti bina meri jindagi bekar,,,aur
mera sms bina tera cell bekar.
Dur se dekha to sher khada tha….
Dur se dekha to sher khada tha…
Main paas gaya hi nahin………
musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi….
1 frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai…..
2 frnd:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo kis ki Hai???
1 frnd:: jAb hitler chOta tha ye tAb ki hai…..
Son : Aap Ke Office Se Guzar Raha Tha Socha Salam Hi Karta Chalo…
Dad : Koi Faida Nahi Betay Abhi Aap Ki Ammi Bhi Idhar Se Guzri Thi Saray Paisay Le Gayi….
Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo.:-
In
1.Year
12.Months
48.Weeks
365.Day.&.Night
8760.Hrs
52560.Minutes
3153600.Sec
maine Sirf ApKo Hi miss Kiya
Or
Sirf 2min mai maine es Jhot Ko Type Kia
Hospital ke samne kharay Rakshay me eik Mawli jaldi se beta Rakshay walay se kaha Hospital chalo.
Rakshay walay ne kaha ye raha samne Hospital.
Mawali neechy uthar aur kiraya detay huey Rakshay walay se bola aainda itna teiz matt chalana.
