Boy:Suit acha pehna he
Girl:Thnx
Boy:lipstik boht achi lagai he
Girl:Thnx
Boy:make up bhi boht acha kiya he
Girl:Thnx bhaiya”
Boy: Sohni fair v nai lagdi pai.
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Funny Jokes Urdu Messages
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Boy : Why
You Did Not
Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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….
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Girl : Kaminay .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thein, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The … =P:)
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Funny Jokes Urdu Messages
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1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
“begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?”
begum:”1 dum”
admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”
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Funny Jokes Urdu Messages
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Wife:I will die.
Husband: I will also die.
Wife:why will you die?
Husband:because i cant bear such great happiness.
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Funny Jokes Urdu Messages
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A Man goes to a shop:
“I need a ladies suit..?”
Shopkeeper:
“Sir, Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?”
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Funny Jokes Urdu Messages
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Relationship between lovers in today’s age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..
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Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?
2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.
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Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,
Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;)
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Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat me aa rhay ho, tumhain sharam nhi ati?
Sardar: Oh janab, tusi roz anday o, tuwanu te fair duub k mar jana chahi da na….
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Aik bona shadi ki raat ko room mein enter hotay hi biwi se bola,
“Chal bakri ban.”
Biwi: ye kya bdtameezi hai?
Bona: bdtameezi nhi!
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai.
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Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai,,,
Nakay pe naka ho raha hai,,,
Hakumat kar rahi hai Mansooba bandi,,,
Phir bhi kakay pe kaka ho raha hai…….
Mother, to her teenage daughter,,,,
I think its right time, we should talk about sex….
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know???
Ek Girl:- Hey Bhagwan, Meri Shadi Koi Samajhdar admi Se karwa Do….
Bhagwan:- Ghar Jao Beti Samajhdar Admi Kabhi Shadi Nahin Karte…..
Teacher: who is a terrorist?
Student: terrorist is a tourist who celebrates diwali in our country. …
DR. k Clinic k age lambi line lagi thi,,,,
ek aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
log use piche kr dete the,
Aadmi bola- Lage raho salo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.
Ek boy Girl Friend se milne aya. Wo chai bnane chale gye.….
Gf ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr
Boy ne socha k mera num kis
nam per save kia ho ga?
Dear, sweet,ya
jani. Jub us ne mis call di to screen pe aa rha tha k
“kutta no # 5″ calling. . .
Hospital ke samne kharae Rakshay me eik Mawli jaldi se beta Rakshay walay se kaha Hospital chalo…..
Rakshay walay ne kaha ye raha samne Hospital.
Mawali neechy uthar aur kiraya detay huey Rakshay walay se bola aainda itna teiz matt chalana.
Santa’s Army Test…
Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD
W!LD T3XT3R
