Very Funny Jokes SMS Messages

Much ways to impress a girl
respect her
honor her
love her
care her
obey her
sacrifice for her
how 2 impress a boy
just smile once
[game finish]

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Boy wished to girl before exam: Hey all the best

Girl wished: All the best to you too

But girl scored 80 marks & boy failed

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Moral: Only boys wish with true heart.

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Boy to Girl’s Father:
Its Just A Formality,
But I Still Ask,
Can I Marry Your Daughter’?

Father:
Who Told U Its Just A Formality’?

Boy:
The ‘Gynecologist’..

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Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: No

Boy: But Why?

Girl: My family will not agree.

Boy: Who is in your family?

Girl: 1 Husband and 2 kids.

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