Urdu Funny Text Messages
Relationship between lovers in today’s age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..
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Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?
2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.
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Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,
Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;)
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Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat me aa rhay ho, tumhain sharam nhi ati?
Sardar: Oh janab, tusi roz anday o, tuwanu te fair duub k mar jana chahi da na….
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Aik bona shadi ki raat ko room mein enter hotay hi biwi se bola,
“Chal bakri ban.”
Biwi: ye kya bdtameezi hai?
Bona: bdtameezi nhi!
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai.
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