Famous Funny Quotes
- In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
[Margaret Thatcher]
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- Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
[Golda Meir ]
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- Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
[James Thurber]
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- When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
[George Burns]
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- Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
[George Carlin]
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- We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
[George Bernard Shaw]
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- TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
[Frank Lloyd Wright ]
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- Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
[Albert Einstein]
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- There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together.
[Josh Billings]
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- The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
[Natalie Wood]
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