Funny Jokes SMS

Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure.

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Love is the tri-umph of imagination over intelligence.

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Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.

I find dat the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

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Wen you blame others, u give up your power 2 change.

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Dont tell God you have a big problem. Tell ur problem u have a big God!

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B a voice, not an echo.

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It’s much easier to turn a friendship in2 love, than love in2 friendship.

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What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared 2 what lies within us.

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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it iz just da opposite.

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Don’t worry abt people stealing an idea. If it iz original, u will have 2 ram it down their throats.

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