Funny Jokes SMS

Even with the best of maps & instruments, we can never fully chart our journeys.

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Success iz the prize for those who stand true 2 their ideas!

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You can have everything in life u want if u will just help enough other people to get wat they want.

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He who jumps to conclusions falls to their death.

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Success is not final, failure iz not fatal: it iz the courage to continue that counts.

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aik  best success comes after their gr8est disappointments.

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Success is da sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

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Magnificent promises are always to b suspected.

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I will follow the right side even to the fire, bt excluding the fire if I can.

A mother is not a person to lean on, bt a person 2 make leaning unnecessary.

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All women become like their mothers. Dat is their tragedy.No man does. Dat is his.

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All dat I am or ever hope to  b, I owe to my angel Mother.

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Life iz nothing but a series of crosses 4 us mothers

A mother iz a mother still, Da holiest thing alive

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Da heart of a mother is a deep abyss at da bottom of which u will always find 4giveness.

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I remember my mother’s prayers and thy hve always followed me. Thy hve clung to  me all my life.

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Mother – dat waz da bank where we deposited all our hurts & worries.

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Biology iz the least of what makes someone a mother.

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Only mothers can think of da future-becoz they give birth 2 it in their children.-

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Time is the only comforter for the loss of a mother.

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A mother is a person who seeing there r only 4 pieces of pie for 5 people, promptly announces she never did care 4  pie.

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Unexpected results & Problems r part of life.
Never loose HOPE in any condition,
bcoz darkness of night always finish with light of day.
Remember!!
Human can live about 20days without food,
about 3days without water,
about 5 mints without air
but!
not for 1secnd without HOPE.
BE HOPEFULL ALWAYS….

For the best mom,,
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day!!!

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach,
To live and die alone….

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you,,
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art….