Funny Jokes SMS

Some people call it a learning curve,

I call it going in circles.

Attempting 2  study!!!!!

Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.

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A sister is both ur mirror & your opposite.

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you can kid da world,But not your sister

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A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.

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Brotherz & sisters are az close as hands and feet.

I do n0t make no dirty movements..

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An old broom knows the  dirty corners best.

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If u get da dirty end of da stick, sharpen it & turn it in2 a useful tool.

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We R cleaning da place at da moment. It iz very, very dirty…

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A clean fighter in a dirty game….

Let all tha joys b as the month of May,
And all tha days b az a marriage day.

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A good memory iz 1 that can remember the days blessings & forget the days troubles.

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Men r slower to recognize blessings than evils.

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May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night & a smooth road all the way 2 ur door.

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I have found the best way 2 give advice 2 ur children iz 2 find out what they want & then advise them 2 do it.

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He who iz 2 busy doing good finds no time 2 b good.

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The best way 2 succeed in life iz 2 act on the advice we give 2 others.

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The rich r always advising the poor, but the poor seldom return the compliment.

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If it is not right then do not do it and if it iz not true do not say it.

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It is a good divine that follows his own instructions…

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

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A good scare is  worth more 2 a man than good advice.

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Sometimes I give admirable advice myself, bt Im incapable of taking it.

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In 3 words I can sum up all the things Ive learned abt life: It goes on.

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No man ever listened himself out of a job…..

U can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him.

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If you have a lot of tension & u get a headache, do wat it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin & Keep away from children.

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Nobody can mislead you if u follow your own steps.

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It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice iz absolutely fatal

A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay az a flame in my heart!!!