Funny Jokes SMS

Marrying 4r luv may b a bit risky, bt it iz so honest dat God can’t help bt smile on it.

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Marriage iz a wonderful invention: den again, so iz a bicycle repair kit.

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B4 marriage, a man yearns for da woman he luvs. Aftr marriage, da �Y’ becomes silent!!!

A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude

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Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage iz immoral without love

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Love is blind, marriage iz the eye-opener.

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A man is  incomplete until he iz married. After that, he iz finished.

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Marriage is a feast where da grace iz sometimes better dan da dinner.

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Marriages r made in heaven & are consummated on earth.

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A wedding anniversary is  the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance & tenacity. The order varies 4 any given year.

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Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms & fills cities & churches and heaven itself.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship dat makes unhappy marriages.

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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Marriage is an adventure, like going 2 war..

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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of da real with da ideal never goes unpunished..

Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there iz  only one reason:
“GIRL”!!!

How can u believe on the word ‘believe’,
when there is a lie in center ? ,,,
- Think..!!!

Promises ar like babies…
Fun to make but hell to deliver :~

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize dat
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!!!!