Funny Jokes SMS

A gentleman is one who never hurtz anyone’z feelingz unintentionally.

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Never insult any1 by accident.

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A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insultz.

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I need more money, more power & less shit 4rm stupid people like u.

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He may look like an idiot & talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool u. He really iz an idiot.

I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don’t have 2 be nice anymore.

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I hav met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes…

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If there is any1 here whom I have not insulted, I beg his pardon.

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He who puts up wid insult invites injury..