Funny Jokes SMS

Everything is funny az long as it iz  happening to somebody else

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To talk goodness iz not good… only to do it is…..

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense 2 know how 2 lie well.

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To fear love iz 2 fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

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Ones first love is alwayz perfect until one meets ones second love.

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There iz alwayz some madness in love. Bt there is also always some reason in madness.

It iz a great ability to b able 2 conceal ones ability.

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The living need charity more than the dead.

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Charity beginz at home.

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Honesty is a good thing, bt it is not profitable 2 its possessor unless it is kept under control.

Things turn out best 4 those who make the best of the way things turn out.

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A real act of honesty iz  not enough to  b honored by everyone, bt being witnessed by you and God alone.

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The price of greatness iz  responsibility.

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Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment….

ust do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it iz greatness.

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I’ve often said, the only thing standing between me & greatness iz me.

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Life is full of endings, but every ending iz a new beginning…

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Worry is  like a rocking chair. It uses up all ur energy, but where does it get u..