Funny Jokes SMS

Mis use of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
and
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:,

Difference between Friend and  Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Smile 2  old means Respect

Smile 2  child mean Innocence

Smile 2  friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling?
Pagal ey oy

Husband wanted to call the hospital
2 ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last 1  was a duck!”..:-P

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !!
My face is above.;-)

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes 2  erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
and
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing,
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH**