Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends r like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai………
‘Funny sms Messages ’ Collection
Roses r lal skies r nila
Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K,
Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ay dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho…….
When u feel lonely and alone
When u feel lonely and alone,
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!!
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ??
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again…..
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!!!
I was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you..
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice…….
Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience
Husband:you will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is soo dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear….
Ladies hostel caught Fire
Ladies hostel caught Fire,
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
and another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
