‘Funny sms Messages ’ Collection

Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did you forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

Heart is mobile and u r sim

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you r  the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!!

Why women starts with W

U know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!

Kissing while driving

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
iz  simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves…

World’s smallest resignation letter!

World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love your wife.

Thank you

Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!

Examiner:y are u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

Heart is mobile and u r sim

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you your the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!!

Why women starts with W

You know why women starts wid  ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!

Kissing while driving

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
iz  simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves..

World’s smallest resignation letter!

World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you………..