Funny Jokes SMS

You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking

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Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son: ‘But mom, I was sitting in daddy’s lap.’

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From death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month
after I die I want you to marry Sam.”

“Sam! But he is your enemy !” “Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all
these years so let him suffer now.”

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Sardar ji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?
Sardar ji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardar ji : What problem?

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A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

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Relationship between lovers in today’s age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..

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Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

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Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,

Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;)

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Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat me aa rhay ho, tumhain sharam nhi ati?

Sardar: Oh janab, tusi roz anday o, tuwanu te fair duub k mar jana chahi da na….

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Aik bona shadi ki raat ko room mein enter hotay hi biwi se bola,
“Chal bakri ban.”

Biwi: ye kya bdtameezi hai?
Bona: bdtameezi nhi!
Kamray ki kundi lagani hai.

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Relationship between lovers in today’s age.
You can touch each other
but you cannot touch each others mobile..

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When i open my eyes every morning
i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!

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style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
Girl Friend:What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars?
Now sit on it and GET LOST…………

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World’s smallest resignation letter?
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Respected sir,
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I love Ur wife.
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Thank you

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we don’t need it.

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Four guys
1 from Howard:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
1 Sardar from Punjab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Howard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

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Phone Ki Ring hui.
Husband: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Ghar pe Nahi Hun.
Wife Phone Utha k : wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Mana Kiya phr Bhi
Wife : Ji wo mere liye tha

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Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned Rs. 100,00,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would Your Mother Have?

Little Johny: A Heart attack

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Adab ki inteha!

Mein sirf ye soch kar paper khali de ata hun
Faraz!

K kahin teacherz ye na kahen k agay se jwab deta hai!

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Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .
Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?
Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he….

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I wanna tell you that our friendship means alot 2 me.
When You cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.You jumped out of the window… I looked down & then… i laughed again…..

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When i wake up every morning i pray to God that everyone
should have a friend like you…. Why should just i suffer!!!

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Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.

Polio team bhagi

Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen

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Agr aj apko zyada sardi lag rhi he
To srdi se bachne k lie jo krna he kar len

Me ap ki nokar nhi hun
jo har cheez k lie totkay btaon.

(Zubaida apa aj ghussay me hen)

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Principal 1 pathan student se: School ka time
8:30 he or tum 9:30 pe school aa rhe ho.

Pathan: O yaara! tum humara intezar mat kia karo.
School laga dia karo.

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Wife was Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late 4 The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jump in fast darling.

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A wife was kidnapped.
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger
to her husband & demanded money.
Husband replied:
I want more proofe
MUNDI BEHJO MUNDI…

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When No1 Misses Me,
When No1 Cares 4for me,
When Every one Ignores Me,
Nobody Messages Me,
Then I Sit In A Corner,
Fold My Arms,
&
Say,
“Nai Te Na Sahi”

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sardar to his wife: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.
Banto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

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Husband: Darling you have a horrible thing on your neck . I m really terrified to see it.
Wife(horribly) what’s that?
Husband: Your face.

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Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, U can keep it….