Funny Jokes SMS

aik  father is  more than a hundred Schoolemasters.

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A man leavez hiz  father and  mother & iz united 2 his wife, and the 2 become 1 flesh.

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!

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It is not flesh & blood but the heart which makes us fathers & sons.

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A man’s children and hiz garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season.

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Honour thy father and thy mother’ stands written among the 3 laws of most revered righteousness.”….



Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special 2 be a dad.

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A man knows he is growing old because he begins 2  look like his father.

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A father’s love & tender care makes happiness bloom everywher…

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It doesn’t matter who my father was, it matters who I remember he was.

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There must alwaz be a struggle between a father & son, while one aims at power & the other at independence.

Be kind to thy father,4 when thou were young,
who loved thee so fondly az he? He caught the first
accents dat fell from thy tongue,and  joined in thy innocent glee.

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A man’s children and hiz garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season.

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It is  impossible to please all the world & one’s father.