Funny Jokes SMS

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.!!
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna!!!!
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GADHA mar jayega!!!!

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 your
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st…

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL,
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate…

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL,
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate…

Sardar got in2 a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass…