‘Adult SMS Messages ’ Collection

A young girl after her honeymoon..

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted & tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :,
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”!!!

LOVE kese hota hai??

Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai??

Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye 2  samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya!!!!

Can we do romance in the midnight today??

Can we do romance in the midnight today??
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.!!!!

It’s the thing that satisfies

It’s the thing that satisfies
your mind, body and  soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!!!!

A junior needs a name!!!

Love iz a gamble,
Sex iz a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name!!!

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing dat satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind…

Can we do romance in the midnight today

Can we do romance in the midnight today??
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito…

Even the driver say’s so …

A man while making love to his maid,,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me soo,

What is 6″ inch long

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth,
which is 6″ long,
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush………

Short thing gets longer

A short thing..
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it??.           cars seat belt…u dirty mind