A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted & tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :,
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”!!!
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai??
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye 2 samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya!!!!
Can we do romance in the midnight today??
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.!!!!
It’s the thing that satisfies
your mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind!!!!
Love iz a gamble,
Sex iz a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name!!!
It’s the thing dat satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind…
Can we do romance in the midnight today??
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito…
A man while making love to his maid,,
exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me soo,
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth,
which is 6″ long,
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush………
A short thing..
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it??. cars seat belt…u dirty mind
